Newsworthy...

Letterman...

Rural Star Trek

And the winner is...

Gas prices...

A simple long sentiment

3:45...I scanned the building...everything looked okay...

Small breakfast...or big fork?

Strike me down with all your ang-ah!

Old superheroes don't die...

Chewbacca in grade school...

Where's the future we were promised?

Consequences...

Despair...

Wedding cakes...

Chow time...

Danger...

Green scene...

Rejected flavors...

A very short fairy tale...

Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl ‘Will you marry me?’ The girl said, ‘NO!’ And the guy lived happily ever after and rode motorcycles and went fishing and hunting and played golf a lot and drank beer and whiskey and had tons of money in the bank and left the toilet seat up and farted whenever he wanted.

The end.