Newsworthy...

Letterman...

Rural Star Trek

And the winner is...

Gas prices...

A simple long sentiment

Small breakfast...or big fork?

Strike me down with all your ang-ah!

Old superheroes don't die...

Chewbacca in grade school...

Consequences...

Despair...

Wedding cakes...

Chow time...

Danger...

Green scene...

Rejected flavors...

A very short fairy tale...

Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl ‘Will you marry me?’ The girl said, ‘NO!’ And the guy lived happily ever after and rode motorcycles and went fishing and hunting and played golf a lot and drank beer and whiskey and had tons of money in the bank and left the toilet seat up and farted whenever he wanted.

The end.

Behold the face of pedophilia...

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